Amber Portwood and Clinton Yunker: It's Over!

Amber Portwood and Clinton Yunker have broken up, paving the way for her eventual reconciliation with baby daddy/punching bag Gary Shirley.
Just kidding ... about the second part.
The controversial Teen Mom star ended the "mature relationship" this week, and the mixed martial artist has wasted little time moving on.

PORKER: They seemed like such a good match, too ...

"I was out with some friends at Buffalo Wild Wings and recognized Amber's boyfriend Clinton, but he was all over some girl," a source said.
"He told me Amber broke up with him."
In true reality TV style, things got crazy when Gary Shirley, who's been criticized for egging Amber on, showed up to the same restaurant.
"Clinton's brother was there with him and he tried to pick a fight with Gary and friends," the source said, though no punches were thrown.
Police were called to the restaurant but no one was arrested.
Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley had planned a trip to New York City to celebrate New Year's Eve and the prospect of getting back together.
Those plans were nixed when a No Contact Order was given to Portwood in lieu of her domestic violence charges from the local D.A.'s office.
She pleaded not guilty, but the No Contact Order remains.
That order bars her from seeing or having any contact with Shirley. It remains to be seen if it will be lifted. As far as Clinton Yunker goes?
"Clinton didn't seem too torn up about the breakup," the source said. "In fact, he seemed ecstatic and was really having a good night!"

Conclusion to Breaking Dawn: Revealed?!?

POSSIBLE HUGE SPOILER ALERT: We may know how Breaking Dawn concludes.
Because the final installment of The Twilight Saga will be broken into two parts, producers had to find a way to break up the films in a suspenseful manner. According to someone who read the script and then spoke to a Robert Pattinson fansite, writers have come up with a way to do just that.

The Volturi will confront the Cullens in a bloody, climactic scene that is described as follows:
Alice touches Aro. When she touches him, he ’sees’ what will happen if he continues his course. So, the first person whose head comes off is Carlisle. In the vision. Then everything goes to sh-t and all kinds of dying happens. And Bella and Edward kill Aro. Bella and Edward, they die too. All these other people die, too. Jane and her brother. Lots of deaths on both sides. Then the [Volturi] guy snaps out of it, says he’s sorry. Everybody makes up and lives happily ever after.
No fantasy sequence of this kind takes place in the book. However, as mentioned, the movie must come up with a way to conclude one half of Breaking Dawn and transition into the final movie.
Might this rumored scene accomplish that goal? You tell us. How does it sound?

Scott Disick Puts Price on Son

It's a question all fathers have asked themselves: How much should I charge a network for featuring my son on a reality TV show?
For Scott Disick, that answer is reportedly $5,000. For producers of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which debuts January 23 on E!, their response is: HA!

$mile, $on!

Sources close to the show say E! offered $1,000/episode in exchange for Mason to appear on the upcoming spin-off, but Disick "played hardball" and "bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."

Scott's greed, of course, will likely benefit to Mason in the long run.

Britney Spears' Official Statement: The Tape Is Bogus

Britney Spears' rep just gave TMZ a statement, which calls the audio recording posting online "so obviously fake as to be laughable."



The statement we received goes on:  "Suffice it to say, Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney."

And the rep lashes out, "This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process."  The rep says Star was informed that the story was bogus in advance, but still published it.

The rep adds that "The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are a complete fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years."

And, the rep says, "These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears' legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties."

Tom Brady -- Your Loss Is Ro-Gaine

Tom Brady may be getting a new linebacker -- a hairline backer.



The folks from Rogaine tell TMZ they're more than happy to offer the reportedly follically-challenged QB a 3-month supply of the product.

Rogaine's PR people offer this sage advice to Tom:  "He shouldn't just try and grow his hair to cover that bald spot...he should try and regrow the HAIR that belongs there!"

The company wants to send Tom a free, 3-month supply of Hair Regrowth Foam -- the unscented, so he doesn't get bullied by his teammates.

On the bright side, Tom, it's another way to stay topical.

Reese Witherspoon Receives Hollywood Star

Mini me Ava and brother, Deacon, were on hand in Hollywood to celebrate the first day of December and mama Reese Witherspoon's recognition on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Read More ...

Brangelina Goes AWOL on Thanksgiving

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did their thing on Thanksgiving.
What that was, we have absolutely no idea, but it appears their kinds hung out on the beach for the holiday Angelina loathes, parents nowhere in sight.
Pax, Shiloh, Zahara, Knox and Vivienne were all spotted at the beach, accompanied by their nannies on Thanksgiving. No sign of Ange or of Brad Pitt.

REWRITING HISTORY: Brangelina will have none of it.

Pitt did comment earlier that the family would be overseas, but did not mention specific plans. Likely because Angelina Jolie hates Thanksgiving.
“Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like many other Americans,” a source said of her perception of the day.
“To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn’t her style at all."
Apparently she put her money where her mouth is, at least.